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lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

Voiced by Stephen Fry? Need!

(via obliviousfairyy)

Source: thinkgeek.com
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Family is such a crazy concept like here’s a bunch of people of various ages that you may or may not like but either way you’re stuck feeling intensely towards them due to mere proximity.

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teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

(via mrsharkbear)

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"My friend makes rings
She swirls and sings
She’s a mystic in the sense
That she’s still mystified by things
But scared to ask
How can nothing last
Cause like a cancer in your body
It all just goes too fast"

- This Too Shall Pass - Danny Schmidt
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martininamerica:

alkahestic:

i still can’t believe they made a movie based on twilight fanfiction

I can’t wait for the epic 3 hour tribute to my gay Yu-Gi-Oh porn

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bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

(via bewbin)

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rock10zxa:

imagine all the happy toy reviewers 

(via xorles)

Source: xkcd.com
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mapsontheweb:

Twenty-eight equally populated European Union member states, each with a population of ~18 million.

Source: bigthink.com
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Finally found my life’s motto. Thanks, Charlie.

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  • Martin: If we both lost 100 followers, I'd have over double you.
  • Me: ..What?
  • Martin: 129 - 100 = 29, 114 - 100 = 14. Over double what you have.
  • Me: Oh, I thought you meant W, like the letter.
Source: furano-oneesama
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  • Ruth: Martin, I forgot how to open my eyes.
  • Ruth: *struggles to open eyes*
  • Ruth: *finally remembers how to open eyes*
Source: mrsharkbear
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I bought the Sword of the Stars Collection and I played for an hour and all I did was read the lore of the six races. At least it was nice lore.

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2,000th post. Woohoo.