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bewbin:

yes i would like to order one netflick please

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When you accidentally swype the wrong word on the phone it should be called a swypo.

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teapayne:

you never know!

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Finished it. It’s pretty okay! #art #deadpool

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bewbin:

Party in the business and back in the front

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wessasaurus-rex:

j3nnard:

I can’t believe they left their child unattended #badparenting

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I’M COMING FOR YOU SON 

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mackblesa:

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

oh my god

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"Let’s not dwell on our corpse-strewn past. Let’s celebrate our corpse-strewn future."

- Welcome to Night Vale - Poetry Week
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bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

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lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

Voiced by Stephen Fry? Need!

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Family is such a crazy concept like here’s a bunch of people of various ages that you may or may not like but either way you’re stuck feeling intensely towards them due to mere proximity.

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teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

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